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"yeah...it must suck to have me as your teacher." ~my calc prof
"You are under arrest for murder, attempted murder, and general conspiracy to be an asshole."
-Detective Bosch, A Darkness More Than Night
"We're in a women's [detectives] group together. Dicks without dicks." ~ A Darkness
More Than Night
"You know, the only way to stay warm in the woods at night is to crawl into a sleeping bag naked
with someone who's already naked..." ~X-Files
WHO GOT THE HOOCH!??!?! ~Everything
"If you see a sign that says "Just Say No To Crack" and this reminds you to pull your pants up...you
just might be a redneck." ~Jeff Foxworthy
"I don't think it's right that all the people voting on abortion are men. I mean, it's a women's
issue. I wouldn't want women voting on my balls!" ~Chris Rock
All my spanish DIVAS know about the "Escopeta" spanish joke!!!
Lora: on our sombrero test
Lora: there was a section where we had to like tell what the word was in spanish or in
english, whichever was better
Lora: and one of the words was "escopeta"
Lisa: omg did you know there's a soundtrack
to sombrero de tres picos? it came up on my launch and i was like what the hell
Lisa: OMG
Lisa: u didn't write
[male body part (edited for PG-13 rating)]
Lisa: lol
Lora: and so i put something like: "senora! i can't believe u'd
put this disgrace on a test!! u and i both know what lisa c* thought this was, but i know what it is...it's a SHOTGUN"
Lisa:
u wrote that whole thing??
Lora: and when i turned in my test i made her read it and she was like "ah! senorita!"
Lora:
yea lol in this little tiny space big enough for "shotgun"
Lisa: ROFLMAO
Lora: she was laughin tho
Lora: what?
Lora: i'm gonna have to tell that to someone whos taking spanish 4 next yr
so the conspiracy can continue forever
*Edited for the purpose of not humiliating this person throughout cyber-space!
Some hilarious quotes, thanks to my sister, Lora:
Thought for the day: "You read about all these terrorists--most of them came here legally,
but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now compare that to Blockbuster...you
are two days late with a video and those ppl r all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration."
"Some people are like Slinkies...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile
when you see one tumble down the stairs."
The one favorite quote of mine from high school from Jenny:
why you gotta be all up in my koolaid when you don't even know my flava?
LOL!!!!!!!
"yes, the orbitals are on top of each other, and what do they do? They eat each other out!" ~My HILARIOUS
chem prof Dr. Maslak
"No I'm serious...stiletto up ass!" ~Jenn
"I never thought about it that way...I was just like, 'Finally! A song about milkshakes!' "
~Jen
Finn: "if you were still a bright eyed little kid, what would that look like to you?"
Munch:
"death trap"
Finn: "you're pathetic...that's the coolest fort EVER!!"
~Law & Order: SVU
Don't make me stick a finger in your slushie!
I can change!
I like beatings!
good morning, sunshine : )
More to come soon...
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